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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap

Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap

Translator: Pika

Erosion of rationality... Zheng Dan was rendered speechless.

Why doesnt this fellow go with the flow? Other men would surely try their best to showcase their gentlemanly side, but this guy is acting as if he was afraid that others might somehow miss his perversion!

Despite the unexpected hiccup, Zheng Dan reacted fairly quickly. She put on a natural smile and replied, Teacher Zu is a gentleman; you arent like other men. Youve saved my life, so theres no way I would think of you in such a light.

She felt queasy just saying those words. There was no way one could ever associate the word gentleman with Zu An.

Oh? I never knew I had such a noble side to me. Zu An touched his face in delight, pleased with Zheng Dans words.

Allow me to propose a toast to Teacher Zu for saving my life. Zheng Dan raised her wine cup as she looked at him with a gentle smile.

Zu An hesitated. Based on what Chu Huanzhao had said, the Sang clan wasnt on good terms with the Chu clan. Since the Zheng clan were going to be in-laws with the Sang clan, it should be safe to assume that they were on the same page.

If so, Zheng Dans purpose for approaching him was suspicious at best. As narcissistic as Zu An was, he wasnt utterly blind.

You didnt poison this wine, did you? The multiple assassination attempts he had faced since arriving in this world made him wary of everything. He decided to simply ask outright, since it was in line with his character anyway.

Zheng Dan replied with a smile, Teacher Zu, youre jesting with me. Youre a teacher of the academy, as well as my benefactor. How could I possibly dare to poison your wine? If youre still worried, I can take a sip first.

With that, she lifted his cup and took a sip before handing it back to him.

Her lips left a slight imprint on the edge of the cup. Zu An narrowed his eyes.

She really is dropping a lot of hints here. This is obviously a honey trap. But what is her goal? Does she want intelligence on the Chu clan from me? Or does she simply want to snatch me away from Chu Chuyan to satisfy her sense of superiority?

He pondered this for an age, and concluded that he was simply too good-looking. There could be no doubt that Zheng Dan was simply lusting after his body. Yup, that must be the case.

So, Zu An raised his wine cup with a smile and said, Miss Zheng, surely youre jesting. How could I possibly suspect you of drugging the wine? Here, lets have a drink.

Zheng Dan rolled her eyes. You just said it out loud earlier. You sure are refreshingly shameless, huh?

In order to be safe, Zu An decided only to eat the dishes which Zheng Dan herself had partaken of. With his first mouthful, his eyes widened in wonder. Miss Zheng, your culinary skills are really top-notch! Ive never eaten anything as delicious as this before!

He had never eaten food as good as this before in his entire two lives. His previous world had indeed been filled with delicacies, but as a keyboard warrior, how could he possibly have had the time or the money to grab anything good?

Teacher Zu, youre too humble. How could my culinary skills be a match for Chu First Miss? replied Zheng Dan.

Zheng Dans attempt to stir up conflict between his wife and himself was blatantly obvious, but he played along. My wife? Hah, does she even know how to cook?

He grabbed his wine cup and downed the alcohol.

The edges of Zheng Dans mouth curved upwards with a hint of glee. Her plan was working! Hmph, its only because shes the First Miss of a ducal estate that shes able to one-up me in everything. How could she possibly be a match for me otherwise?

With Miss Zhengs culinary skills, anyone who marries you will truly be blessed for life, remarked Zu An.

Zheng Dan replied with a smile, If Teacher Zu is fond of my cooking, Ill be more than happy to cook for you every day.

Zu An was a little taken aback by that remark. Arent you getting a little too straightforward? It looks like youre quite the expert at playing romance, huh? Such words could easily stir the hearts of any man.

You cant possibly do it for a lifetime. Commander Sang is going to get jealous, replied Zu An.

Zheng Dan nodded. It would indeed be inconvenient for me to continue cooking for you after my marriage. However, you can always drop by our estate whenever youre having a craving. With your knowledge, Im sure that youll become good friends with Sang Qian.

Zu An was impressed. This woman has been dropping hints and trying to seduce me, but so far, she has been making sure to toe the line and not go overboard. By bringing up her engagement with the Sang clan, she makes herself look like a gentle and virtuous wife. This further stirs a mans desire to conquer.

Zheng Dan understood that the key to romance was not to charge ahead blindly; it was about keeping an appropriate distance and slowly reeling the other party in. So, she changed the topic. Teacher Zu, I have some doubts about one of the questions you came up with during your competition with Teacher Yang. May I ask you to explain it to me once more?

You want me to explain it to you? Zu An couldnt keep his bizarre expression off his face. A female student having one-to-one remedial lessons at her teachers house... I feel like Ive seen this plotline in adult films before.

I know that its a little brash of me to make a request of you all of a sudden, but Im quite interested in arithmetic as well. Whenever theres a question that Im unable to make sense of, it continues to linger in my mind for days. So, I beg your help to set my mind at ease. She summoned her most innocent expression and slowly blinked her large eyes at him.

Interested in arithmetic? Wow, Ive never heard anything more bull** than that. Id really feel bad exposing you if you're taking this to such an extent.

Despite his mental retorts, Zu An maintained an amiable expression. Which question are you having difficulties with?

Its the one about the red eyes and blue eyes. Why would all of the five islanders with red eyes commit suicide on the fifth day? asked Zheng Dan.

Zu began to explain the question. This question can be solved using inductive reasoning. Assuming that theres only one red-eyed islander, he would see that everyone else around him has blue eyes, and through that, he would be able to confirm that the person with red eyes is him. As a result, he would commit suicide on the first night. Thats straightforward enough.

Moving on. Assuming that there are 2 red-eyed prisoners...

On the very first day, the red-eyed islanders will see 1 red-eyed islander and 98 blue-eyed islanders, whereas the blue-eyed islanders will see 2 red-eyed islanders and 97 blue-eyed islanders. At this point, no one can confirm whether they have red eyes or not, so no one commits suicide on the first night.

However, this, in turn, tells everyone that theres more than 1 red-eyed islander amongst them. So, on the second day, the red-eyed islanders, who see 1 red-eyed islander and 98 blue-eyed islanders from their perspective, would know that they have red eyes too and commit suicide. On the other hand, the blue-eyed islanders who see 2 red-eyed islanders and 97 blue-eyed islanders are still unable to confirm whether they have red eyes or not, so they dont make a move. As a result, the 2 red-eyed islanders commit suicide on the second day.

The same logic applies when there are 3 red-eyed islanders too.

On the first day, the red-eyed islanders see 2 red-eyed islanders and 97 blue-eyed islanders, whereas the blue-eyed islanders see 3 red-eyed islanders and 96 blue-eyed islanders. No one is able to confirm if they have red eyes, so no one dies the first night.

On the second day, everyone knows that there is more than 1 red-eyed islander. The red-eyed islanders see 2 red-eyed islanders and are unable to confirm if they have red eyes, and the same goes for the blue-eyed islanders too. So, no one dies on the second night.

On the third day, everyone knows that there are more than 2 red-eyed islanders. The red-eyed islanders, who only see 2 red-eyed islanders, realize that they themselves have red eyes too whereas the blue-eyed islanders, who see 3 red-eyed islanders, are still unable to confirm if they have red eyes. As a result, the 3 red-eyed islanders commit suicide on the third day.

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Building on this reasoning we have developed, if there are 5 red-eyed islanders, all five of them would realize that they have red eyes on the fifth day and commit suicide together.

I see! Zheng Dan clapped her hands, beaming with delight. I thought that the question was really tough, but now that youve explained it, it all makes sense now. Youre truly amazing!

Youre flattering me~ Zu An waved his hands humbly. Your compliment is quite fake, but Ill take it.

The conversation branched out and flowed smoothly from this common point of interest. The slight awkwardness in the air gradually dissipated as the two of them became more comfortable with one another. In the midst of their conversation, Zheng Dan stood up to refill Zu Ans wine cup, and accidentally knocked his chopsticks onto the floor.

Ah! exclaimed Zheng Dan.

She quickly bent down to pick the chopsticks up.

Zu An was about to reach out to pick it up for her when his eyes grew large. In the act of bending over, the fabric around her collar loosened slightly, vaguely revealing a pair of enticing snowy ridges.

At the same time, her robe slipped downward slightly, partially exposing her fair shoulders.

This woman must be doing it on purpose! Zu An swallowed quickly.

You want to use your beauty against me? Hah! You must know that Im very vulnerable to people like you!

Zheng Dans cheeks reddened slightly. Although such nifty tricks came naturally to her, this was still the first time she was using them on a man. A little embarrassment was inevitable.

After this brief incident, the two of them continued their conversation a while longer, before Zheng Dan finally stood up to take her leave.

Zu An stood up as well. Ill walk you out, he offered.

Thank you, Teacher Zu. Zheng Dan nodded in response. She flicked her wrist lightly, and her skirt slipped right underneath Zu Ans feet. She lurched forward.

*Tza~*

The crisp sound of fabric tearing echoed loudly in the air as Zheng Dan crashed to the ground. Half of her skirt was torn off, revealing her smooth legs. Suddenly flustered, she desperately tried to cover herself, but how could a delicate pair of hands be enough to cover such long legs?

Her sudden shyness made her even more alluring. Any man standing in her presence would surely feel duty-bound to protect her.

However, Zu An simply blinked his eyes silently at the beautiful pair of legs before him.

Does this woman really think that I would miss her flicking her own skirt under my feet? I dont know what shes up to, but she really is going all out.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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