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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!

Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!

Translator: Pika

Wei Suo was taken aback. How am I supposed to carry on the conversation like this? He found something else interesting to continue with. Speaking of which, what color is Principal Jiangs stocking today?

Zu An thought about Jiang Luofus long and shapely legs, and he subconsciously answered, Nude-colored~

Wei Suo swallowed. As expected of my goddess. Ahh, Im so jealous of you. You were able to meet her twice despite having just arrived a few days ago. I havent even gotten a chance to meet her once thus far!

Zu An burst into laughter. Youre so obsessed with her even though you have never met her before?

You dont understand. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. From the moment I caught a glimpse of her on the street, I was captured by her charms. My heart and body belong to her, said Wei Suo, lovestruck.

Zu An shook his head in disdain. Heart and body, my ass. As if she would be interested in your body.

Speaking of which, who is this teacher who keeps putting on airs? Zu An took this opportunity to gather some information.

As expected of a true gossip master, Wei Suo immediately offered an answer. His name is Yang Wei, Brightmoon Citys Civil Affairs Administrator. Hes in charge of collecting agricultural taxes in the city. Hes also our arithmetic teacher.

Ohhh, arithmetic teacher, Zu An murmured contemplatively.

Zu An, get up and stand at the back of the classroom! Yang Wei bellowed from the podium all of a sudden.

His voice was a peal of thunder, jolting awake the students who had just barely fallen asleep once more. Some nearly peed their pants at the scare.

What the hell are you up to? Cant a student get some proper sleep here?

Everyone turned to look at Zu An, curious to know just what dastardly deed had earned the teachers wrath. Some of his classmates had grown quite impressed with him. Ever since hed enrolled in the academy a few days ago, he had crashed headlong into trouble after trouble.

It had only been several minutes since the class started, but the teacher had already shouted at him twice.

Zu An frowned. He knew that Yang Wei was hostile toward him, but he didnt expect the latter to act up so quickly.

Are you deaf? Didnt you hear me telling you to stand at the back of the classroom? Yang Wei stepped down from the podium to glare at Zu An with a darkened face.

Zu An sneered coldly. You arent even offering me any Rage points. Its obvious that your anger is feigned. So, he replied leisurely, If I may ask, why are you punishing me?

Instead of paying attention in class, you started chatting with the classmate next to you. Tell me, should I not punish you for that? Yang Wei said haughtily.

This was the privilege of having higher standing. If a teacher was determined to punish a student, he could easily find an excuse for it, and no one could fault him. Besides, Zu An hadnt been listening to the lesson, which spared Yang Wei the trouble of having to think of an excuse to deal with him.

Zu Ans eyebrows shot up. The Yellow class was filled with the worst students in the academy, and hardly anyone was paying attention to the lesson. Hed seen a third of them sleeping and another third of them chatting. There were even a couple secretly playing cards at the back of the classroom.

Instead of dealing with those clowns, he chooses to come after me instead...

Zu An had spoken to Wei Suo without looking at him earlier, to avoid giving Yang Wei a reason to flare up. However, it made no difference. Since Yang Wei was determined to get him, he could have no complaints if Zu An reacted accordingly.

Teacher, Im afraid I dont understand what youre saying. Ive been listening intently all this while, and I havent talked to anyone. Do you have any evidence to prove that I havent been paying attention? asked Zu An.

His rebuttal left Yang Wei speechless.

Dealing with a mere student was supposed to be a walk in the park. He just had to find a reason to punish him before blowing the matter up and having him expelled. Without the protection of the academy, those lords would have an easier time dealing with him.

Who would have expected Zu An to talk back to him?

Due to the significance of the academies in this world, respect for the teachers was paramount. It was unprecedented in the history of the academy for a student to talk back to a teacher.

No matterhe could turn this situation around to his advantage. He was still struggling to find a legitimate excuse to have Zu An expelled; after all, he was just an ordinary teacher. While he could dish out punishments to students, having them expelled went beyond the scope of his authority.

However, if Zu An went against propriety and openly challenged him, it would be the perfect excuse to drive him out of the academy.

I saw you chatting away with the person seated next to you. Are you telling me that my eyes are playing tricks on me? Yang Wei said hotly.

Zu An countered sharply, If you saw the two of us chatting with one another, shouldnt you call both of us out? Why single me out? It cant be that a respected teacher is picking on one of his students, can it?

I dont know what that students name is, thats why I only called you out, Yang Wei hurriedly explained.

Zu An burst out laughing. Oh? That sure is weird. I dont recall introducing myself when I walked in earlier. Ive only enrolled in this academy a few days ago, and this is my first lesson with you. Yet, you actually knew my name... Im positive that youre intentionally picking on me right now.

The other students who were watching the exchange narrowed their eyes. None of them were fools. Something weird was going on.

While none of them was fond of Zu An, they detested their teachers much more. This was especially true for scrawny middle-aged men who combed their hair into awful center-partings like Yang Wei.

If teachers were truly intentionally picking on students, any of them could be next!

With all eyes on him, Yang Wei shifted uncomfortably. He quickly clarified, Who in Brightmoon City hasnt heard of you, Zu An? You got into a conflict with a fifth rank senior, and you gambled in the Silverhook Casino and won seven-and-a-half million silver taels. How could I not know who you are?

I nearly fell into his trap! Yang Wei had been duly warned of Zu Ans sharp mouth, but he hadnt expected him to be this formidable. He reminded himself to keep his guard up, lest he got done in like Mei Chaofeng.

Zu An nodded slightly. Well, even if you do know me, I wasnt talking earlier. As a teacher, you shouldnt slander your own students.

Rubbish! I saw you chatting with the classmate next to you with my own eyes! Do you think that I, as a teacher, would wrong you? Just a moment ago, Yang Wei had been pleased that he hadnt had to falsely accuse Zu An. And yet, the rascal had the nerve to start lying outright?

Thats hard to say. As they say, a huge jungle is home to all kinds of weird birds. In the face of Yang Weis open hostility, Zu An felt no need to hold himself back. Since you claim that I was chatting with the classmate next to me, why dont you present some evidence then? Otherwise, Ill sue you for defamation!

You have successfully trolled Yang Wei for 666 Rage points!

Yang Wei nearly fainted from anger. He had always been the one to fabricate false accusations against others. And yet, the one time hed caught someone in the midst of wrongdoing, he found himself unable to mete out justice!

How the hell am I supposed to find evidence for this? Its not like theres a recorder around!

You have evidence, right?

Yang Wei was unwilling to throw in the towel. He turned to Wei Suo and demanded sternly, Speak! Did you talk to him earlier?

Wei Suo blinked his eyes innocently. Teacher, I didnt.

Zu An secretly flashed Wei Suo a thumbs-up. He had been prepared to remind him not to give him away, but the lad apparently knew how to read the room. Young lad, you have potential!

I... Yang Wei was so angry that he had trouble even forming words. The academys culture is really deteriorating. Each batch of students is worse than the previous one!

Fortunately, Yang Wei had come prepared. He wouldnt trip over something as minor as this. Hah, all you have is your mouth. I shall show you the absolute difference between us!

Yang Wei took a deep, calming breath. You claim that you have been earnestly listening to my lesson. In that case, you should be familiar with what Ive just taught you, right?

Many of the other students found Yang Weis demand unreasonable. After all, arithmetic was not a simple subject. Even a diligent student would find it difficult to fully understand what was being taught right away. To them, it was clear as day that Yang Wei was picking on Zu An.

Some of them felt compelled to speak up for Zu Anthey were still young and hot-blooded, after all. However, to their shock, Zu An agreed to the challenge without any hesitation. Indeed I am. The content you are going through is too easy for me. Of course I know it.

While this world had a mystical element of cultivation, it lagged behind Zu Ans modern world when it came to other fields of study.

Who do you think I am? Im a university student who has been through the torture of the National College Entrance Examination! Your arithmetic questions are a childs play to me!

Yang Wei was delighted. You could have chosen to back down, but your arrogance has gotten the better of you!

This is my first time seeing such an arrogant student! Very well, Ill come up with twenty questions. As long as you can answer any of them correctly... No, I mean three of them correctly, Ill believe that you werent lying. How does that sound?

He was confident that Zu An wouldnt be able to answer even one of them correctly, but the incident at the Silverhook Casino had taught him the value of being conservative. While Zu An might be able to get one right by some stroke of luck, there was no way he could answer all three correctly!

Wei Suo felt a deep sense of worry at how the situation had unfolded.

Yang Weis arithmetic class was notoriously difficult. When it came to other subjects, students could still get by through memorization, but the same trick didnt apply to arithmetic. In a previous test, Yang Wei had upped the difficulty of the questions, and everyone had ended up flunking it. Now that he was intentionally picking on Zu An, he was bound to set the hardest questions. It was unlikely that anyone would be able to answer any of them.

Just as Wei Suo was about to warn Zu An, the latter confidently accepted the challenge. Sure, thats fine by me. What if I manage to answer all of the questions correctly?

Answer all of the questions correctly? Yang Wei burst into laughter, as if he had heard the most hilarious joke in the world. If you can get all of them correct, Ill resign from the academy and let you take over my position!

Zu Ans eyes lit up. Its a deal then!

Deal! Yang Wei smirked, secretly wondering if Zu An was out of his mind.

Do you think that the questions I set will be easy? As a Civil Affairs Administrator handling taxes, I have been dealing with arithmetic for decades now! With my experience, I reckon theres no one in the entire prefecture who can surpass me in this field!

That fool must have only seen the papers I have set in the past. Let me tell you this... I have been dumbing down the questions for the sake of the students! I shall go all out this time and show you how terrifying arithmetic can be!

What if you cant answer at least three questions correctly? Yang Wei challenged Zu An provocatively.

Since youre willing to put your career in the academy on the line, its only fair that I do the same too. If Im unable to answer three questions correctly, Ill leave the academy on my own accord, replied Zu An.

Yang Weis joy was complete. Youve jumped straight right into my trap! Since thats the case, you have no one to blame but yourself!

The tense standoff between teacher and student got the rest of the Yellow class riled up. No matter which world theyre from, everyone loves a good commotion. Besides, hardly any students in the Yellow class actually cared about their studies. To them, gambling was much more fun and productive.

They crowded around, anxious for the show to start.Fiind updted ovels on n/v/elbin(.)co/m

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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