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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus

Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus

Translator: Pika

Zu An was stunned. What rank is this fellow at? From the way he speaks, he seems quite incredible. He must be pretty strong.

However, the matter concerning little Zu An was more important at the moment. So, he struggled out of his bed and rummaged through his cupboard. At the bottom of a pile of clothes, he took out a silk dudou. It was the one which he had borrowed from Snows room the other day.

After Snows blatant attempt on his life, he had no qualms giving away her personal possessions to this perverted physician.

Divine Physician Ji was impressed that Zu An still had the strength to get off his bed. You have quite a special constitution. Despite being so severely injured, youre still able to move about on your own. It looks like you have managed to fool the entire Chu clan.

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Zu An rolled his eyes. Of course. The bliss I will experience for the rest of my life hinges on this. For that, I would have crawled my way over even if I couldnt walk.

Here, I got the thing you wanted. You should be able to treat me now, right?

Divine Physician Ji casually accepted the dudou, but after taking a closer look, he frowned suddenly. Whose is this?

Its Qin Wanrus. Zu An knew that Divine Physician Ji was no fool. If he were to say that the dudou belonged to Shang Liuyu or whoever Qiu Honglei was, the latter would surely doubt him. After all, there was no way he could have gotten his hands on their personal possessions. The only name he could realistically get away with was Qin Wanru.

Im sorry, mother-in-law, but for the sake of the happiness of your daughters marriage, Ill have to wrong you this once.

Divine Physician Ji narrowed his eyes doubtfully. Are you sure you didnt buy this off the street to fool me?

Zu Ans heart skipped a beat, but he kept his nervousness from showing on his face. He bravely doubled down on the lie. Look at the material. Do you think that its possible to buy such well-made goods off the street so easily?

Divine Physician Ji carefully examined the dudou before nodding in agreement. I guess youre right. The material is of fine quality, and this is indeed something that came from the Chu clan.

Zu An was shocked into stillness. This fellow can actually tell whether or not a piece of underwear came from the Chu clan? You pervert! Just how many dudous have you stolen from the Chu clan over the years for you to be able to differentiate them from the rest?

I did what you asked. Its time for you to fulfill your end of the promise. Zu An looked at Divine Physician Ji expectantly.

This matter was the overriding concern of his right now.

Divine Physician Ji hugged the dudou to his breast. Ive found a way to remove the seal, but Im still lacking the main medicinal herb.

Zu Ans face darkened immediately. Are you toying with me? Ive already brought you the item you needed, but now youre telling me that you arent ready yet?

Do you think that its that easy to release the Great Yin-Yang Pulse-Severing Palm? Even with my skills, I still had to look up over a hundred ancient manuals before I managed to find a reliable way to resolve your issue. The formula to forge the Spirit Root Unsealing Pill requires eighty-one rare medicinal herbs, and Ive already found eighty of them for you. However, the last item on the list is proving particularly difficult to come by, replied Divine Physician Ji.

In truth, he had exaggerated matters quite a bit. Most of the medicinal herbs were common ones that could be easily bought from the local apothecary. The key to the treatment was actually the formula itself, which fused the essences of these common herbs in an ingenious manner to create something incredible.

He hadnt expected Zu An to complete his mission so quickly, and being caught off-guard was what drove him to concoct such an elaborate story. However, the part about him lacking the main ingredient was true.

Spirit Root Unsealing Pill?

Zu Ans eyelids twitched at the name. Wow, its name sure is straightforward, huh? Whats the main ingredient youre lacking? No matter how much it costs, Ill buy it for you!

He had a hundred and fifty thousand silver taels with him at the moment, as well as a promissory note worth seven-and-a-half million silver taels. With such wealth, he could definitely be considered a tycoon.

Yet, Divine Physician Ji shook his head and said, You wont be able to buy the herb even if you have the money.

What is it called? I dont believe that theres anything in the world that cant be bought with money! exclaimed Zu An anxiously.

The herb is called the Evanescent Lotus. Its said to only flower once every thousand years, and its petals are rumored to possess the ability to raise a persons cultivation by a whole step. Do you think that something as precious as that can be valued with money? Divine Physician Ji shot the nouveau-riche Zu An a disdainful look.

Something like that exists in the world? Zu An was stunned. That doesnt make sense. There should be a difference in the amount of ki needed for a high-rank cultivator to make a breakthrough as compared to a low-rank cultivator, right?

Thats what makes it so mystical, replied Divine Physician Ji. It seems to possess some sort of supernatural power. The effects of the flower petals don't conform to the established rules. Regardless of whether one is a high-level cultivator or a low-level cultivator, a flower petal can indeed raise ones cultivation by a whole step.

If thats the case, shouldnt cultivators keep the flower petal until theyre strong before consuming it? No one would be so foolish as to waste such a precious treasure when theyre still weaker, asked Zu An.

What you said isnt wrong, but the world isnt always that convenient. Many cultivators die prematurely before reaching their peak, and the items they stockpile often end up benefiting others instead, said Divine Physician Ji. Its a dangerous world we live in, and there are many stumbling blocks along the path of cultivation. Whats most important is still the present.

Zu An was surprised to hear those words. Is the world really that dangerous?

Besides, the Evanescent Lotus only flowers for several hours. Once that window is missed, the lotus will wither and lose its miraculous effects. So, anyone who obtains it would always consume it right away instead of saving it for the future, added Divine Physician Ji.

Couldnt you have said that right from the start? Zu An scoffed disdainfully. Then where can we find the Evanescent Lotus? Arent there merchant associations out there who could get you whatever you needed for the right price?

In the cultivation novels he had read in his previous life, there would always be some mysterious merchant association that could acquire anything as long as you had the money. These mysterious merchant associations would often be incredibly powerful, and were not beholden to any other power.

There are indeed such merchant associations, replied Divine Physician Ji. However, he shook his head and continued, The problem is that the Evanescent Lotus is simply too rare. It only flowers once in a thousand years. Even I have only read about it in old records. I havent seen it in person before. Its highly unlikely that merchant associations would have them either.

Zu Ans brow furrowed immediately. Wait a moment. Youve never seen it before? Then how do you know that the treatment will work? Is this a scam? Are you trying to get me to find the Evanescent Lotus for you so that you can use it to raise your cultivation?

Divine Physician Ji flew into a fit of rage. Go out into the streets and ask around then! I, Ji Dengtu, am the very hallmark of professionalism. Do I look like the kind of person who would do something like that?

The image of Divine Physician Ji secretly flipping through an erotic magazine came straight to mind, and he nodded subconsciously in response. You do.

Divine Physician Ji sputtered, choked with anger. In the end, he turned his head away with an indignant sniff. I wouldnt have bothered with treating you if Xiaoxi hadnt begged me to help you! Ill be frank with you, the Spirit Root Unsealing Pill is something I came up with after browsing through countless old records. I might have never seen the Evanescent Lotus in person, but there are others who have. Combining the notes they had left behind with my sharp intuition for medicine was what helped me come up with the formula.

In other words, this pill hasnt been proven to work yet? asked Zu An sharply.

Divine Physician Ji was really fuming this time around. You have no trust in my medicinal skills? If thats the case, you should find someone else whom you trust instead!

Then, he turned around and stormed off.

Zu An lurched forward to grab his arm and apologized sheepishly. It was just a passing remark. Divine Physician Ji, why would I ever doubt you? Here, Ive prepared a small gift for you. Please quell your anger.

He secretly slipped the older man a small booklet.

Whats this? Divine Physician Ji shot a disdainful glance at the booklet, not bothering to hide his indifference.

Zu An gave him a secretive smile and nudged him lightly. Just take a look.

Ever since hed seen Divine Physician Ji getting bought by an erotic magazine, he had prepared one of his own just in case. There was no harm in getting close to Divine Physician Ji, especially since his expertise was needed to treat little Zu An.

Divine Physician Ji disinterestedly flipped the booklet open, and was greeted with these words written on the first page: Everyone has their own misfortunes...

It seemed perfectly bland, but as he read on, his breathing began to hasten. He swiftly kept the booklet into his robes. Its too wasteful to read good material like this early in the day. Ill take my time to slowly appreciate it later at night.

Youre quite a talented one, lad! Divine Physician Ji patted Zu An shoulders with an approving nod.

Zu An sighed in relief and chuckled gleefully inside. Youre already impressed with just this much? Hah! Youll be floored by the huge collection I have stored in my mind right now. People in this world really lack good entertainment.

Where did you manage to get such good stuff? asked Divine Physician Ji secretively.

I heard it from a traveling monk. Zu An dared not claim credit for it. Hed have to hide his face in public if word ever got out that he had written such stuff down.

That monk sure is... Divine Physician Ji bobbed his head in awe. I guess monks havent been spending their days meditating in vain after all. I sure have underestimated them. For a moment, I thought that you were the one who wrote this story. I would have been truly impressed if you were able to write such an exciting story despite your equipment being nonfunctional.

Zu Ans face darkened. If not for the fact that I still need you to treat my affliction, Id have made sure to squeeze every single Rage point out of your miserable body!

If the Evanescent Lotus is really as rare as you say, wouldnt that mean my case is hopeless? Zu An felt his heart falling into the abyss of despair.

Theres no need to be so glum. Since youve offered me something good, Ill give you a clue. Ji Dengtu stroked his beard leisurely, putting on the air of an expert.

Yes, Id be deeply grateful if you could offer me some guidance. Zu An almost couldnt stand his own subservient attitude.

I recently heard rumors that a stalk of Evanescent Lotus has been found in the Ursae Dungeon. Whether youll be able to lay your hands on it or not, would depend on your own capability, replied Ji Dengtu.

Ursae Dungeon? Zu An was dumbfounded. He had no idea what that was.

Ji Dengtu frowned. Arent you from Brightmoon Academy? Why dont you know about it?

Am I supposed to know everything just because Im from Brightmoon Academy? I only enrolled there two days ago! Zu An retorted hotly.

Ji Dengtu admitted that what Zu An said made sense. As you can imagine, there are many formidable cultivators out in the world. Over time, they have conquered new lands and expanded human territories. However, the world is vast, and there are still many secrets that we have yet to uncover.

Dungeons can be found in every prefecture. No one knows where these dungeons came from, but their existence has been traced back to the oldest human records. Its almost as if they have been there since the creation of the world. There was an expectant look in Ji Dengtus eyes as he spoke.

Rumor has it that these dungeons are small worlds created by ancient deities. Some of these small worlds look just like our world. However, there are also those which are fraught with danger but also contain possible rewards.

Zu An nodded. Basically, theyre the same as the dungeons in games, right?

Over time, most of these dungeons fell under the control of the royal court, and the court now uses them to nurture new batches of loyal cultivators. In other words, only the students of official cultivator academies have the right to enter these dungeons, Ji Dengtu concluded.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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