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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself

Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself

Translator: Pika

Zu An was speechless. This fellow really knows no loyalty.

He looked over to where the voice came from, and saw the fatty recounting the earlier incident in the forest to a young mannot forgetting to exaggerate the details, of course. The young man stood in Zu Ans path and glared daggers at him. So youre the bastard named Zu An?

No, Im your father, Zu An replied.

You have successfully trolled Ye Chenliang for 555 Rage points!

Clearly, this unhinged young man was none other than the backing that the darned fatty had mentioned back in the forest, Ye Chenliang.

Very well. You have managed to provoke me too, Ye Chenliang grated. He clenched his fists tightly, his knuckles creaking and popping. It had been long since anyone had dared to speak to him in such a tone, especially a student from the lowest Yellow class.

Zu An shrugged nonchalantly. Looks like youre a man of words. If youre all that capable, why dont you bite me then?

You have successfully trolled Ye Chenliang for 666 Rage points!

A cold glint flashed across Ye Chenliangs eyes. As he readied himself to make a move, a teasing voice off to the side interrupted him. As a fellow classmate, allow me to remind you out of goodwill that the punishment for fighting on school compounds is expulsion.

Zu An risked a quick look, and saw a couple sharing a laugh not too far away. The man was no other than Xie Xiu, whom he had met at the academys entrance earlier in the morning.

Ye Chenliang ground his teeth. Even though Xie Xiu was an incompetent wastrel, he was still the son of the city lord, and he dared not offend the Xie clan just yet. He suppressed his rage and spitted Zu An with a cold stare. Very well. I want a duel with you!

Zu An rolled his eyes. Do I look like a servant who fights you as and when you like? How embarrassing it would be for me to accept your duel! Rejected!

Ye Chenliangs rage exploded from within. You dont even have the guts to accept my duel? And you call yourself a man?

You have successfully trolled Ye Chenliang for 777 Rage points!

Off to the side, Xie Xiu again offered a reminder. A duel needs consent from both sides. You arent allowed to pressure the other party into accepting the duel.

Zu An knew that Xie Xiu was outlining the academy rules for his sake, although he already knew all of this thanks to his meeting with the principal. Naturally, he wouldnt fall for such a low-level taunt.

A vicious spark flashed across Ye Chenliangs eyes. He glared at Xie Xiu coldly. Second Young Master Xie, I believe that this matter is none of your business.

Xie Xiu chuckled casually in response. It is none of my business. But as a senior, isnt it normal for me to offer some advice to a junior who has just joined the academy?

Ye Chenliang was seething, but there was nothing to be done about Xie Xiu, so he turned his attention back to Zu An once more. Everyone says that the First Miss of the Chu clan was blind to have married a wastrel. I had my doubts that Miss Chu could really be such a poor judge of character, but it seems like theres some truth to these rumors after all. It turns out that youre a good-for-nothing that hides behind his words but doesnt back them up with action!

The commotion had already attracted a huge crowd. Initially, everyone thought that Ye Chenliang was at it again, bullying yet another lower grade student. Their disdain for his actions, paired with Zu Ans fairly good looks, meant almost everyone was subconsciously rooting for Zu An.

However, as soon as it was revealed that Zu An was that useless drafted son-in-law of the Chu clan, the crowds mentality toward him shifted. The eyes of the men reddened with jealous rage, while the gazes of the women cooled with disdain. Clearly, they all saw this fellow who possessed absolutely no capabilities as worthless. What was the use of looks if there was nothing else inside?

Zu An registered the huge stream of Rage points flowing into his system. It seems like my wife is quite popular after all. Just by learning my identity, all of these male students have contributed several thousand Rage points to me.

His mind turned subconsciously to the Ten Great Beauties of the Sweetheart Ranking that Wei Suo had described in great detail. If I were to flirt with all of them, wouldnt all of the men in the academy contribute an endless stream of Rage points to me?

Zu An smiled smugly at Ye Chenliang. I had no idea why you were kicking up such a huge fuss, but it turns out that youre yet another one of Chuyans admirers. No wonder you carry such great enmity toward me!

Shut your mouth! Trash like you isnt worthy of even mentioning Miss Chus name! Ye Chenliang hollered furiously. In truth, he knew full well where he stood in the academy. Although he seemed fairly well-respected, it was only because those from the major clans mostly ignored him. Compared to those true geniuses from the Sky class, he was still sorely lacking.

As such, despite his desire for Chu Chuyan, he had never tried to make a move on her. He knew that he stood very little chance, if any at all. Yet, who would have thought his goddess would actually fall into the clutches of such a worthless man? Such an atrocity could not be tolerated!

When Man Yu reported that the culprit who stole all of the ki stones was this bastard, he seized on the opportunity to put him down before the entire academy. Through this, Miss Chu would realize that this pathetic creature could never be worthy of, and that he was the superior choice!

Zu An sighed deeply. I, as her husband, am not worthy of speaking my wifes name? Are you saying that a stranger like you is worthy of it then?

Ye Chenliang took a deep breath. He observed the agitation of the crowd around him, and slowly composed himself. I shant argue with you. Miss Chu is the goddess of our hearts, and youre nothing but a coward who doesnt even have the courage to fight me. Know your own place and get lost!

This fired up the crowd, who joined in.

Get lost from the Chu clan if you arent going to compete!

How can a nincompoop like you be worthy of the First Miss of the Chu clan?

You are no man!

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You are no man!

You are no man!

...

The crowd had started off slinging a variety of insults, but at some point in time, everyone somehow began chanting the same words.

Zu An was overjoyed as he basked in their fury. These students sure are adorable. Despite not knowing one another, they are providing me with so many Rage points. Thats another several thousand into my account!

Rubbish! Hes more of a man than the rest of you are!

A figure clothed in all red dashed in to stand in front of him.

Zu An almost fell over in surprise. It was actually Chu Huanzhao! He hadnt expected her to stand up for him. It looked like the beating hed suffered the other day hadnt been in vain.

The crowd recognized Chu Huanzhao as well. She was a celebrity in this academy, after all. Besides being Chu Chuyans younger sister, she was ranked ninth in the Sweetheart Ranking, and she took her Wailing Whip along with her everywhere. It would be difficult not to recognize her.

Seeing Chu Huanzhao stepping out to defend Zu An, Ye Chenliang frowned. How do you know whether hes a man or not?

Chu Huanzhao tilted his chin upward and stated matter-of-factly, Of course I know! I tried it myself!

The crowd exploded in a huge uproar. Wei Suo eyes bulged out of their sockets, and he shot Zu An an enthusiastic thumbs up. Big bro, I shall follow you from now on. You must impart to me the tricks you use to pick up girls!

Even Xie Xiu, who was enjoying the show from the sidelines, choked on his melon seeds and ended up coughing violently. His handsome face turned beet red. So did the eyes of every single man present in the crowd.

You beast!

You actually laid your hands on such a young girl!

They are sisters! Sisters!!!

Now that I think of it, Ive heard rumors that the son-in-law of the Chu clan climbed into his sister-in-laws bed on his wedding night!

Oh? But the Second Miss of the Chu clan doesnt seem to be angry about it?

Goddamnit, she must have been won over by his skills in bed!

I also want such luck with women too!

...

Zu An nearly cackled out loud. The rate at which Rage points were coming in was increasing exponentially!

Instead of joining their male counterparts in their envious fury, the women exchanged wide-eyed looks, and their attitude toward Zu An began to change.

A man who can win over the First Miss and Second Miss of the Chu clan surely has his own strengths too, right?

It could be due to his good looks.

Dont you think that his actions are that of a run-of-the-mill scumbag?

But hes so handsome~

...

The angry shouts and excited whispers made Chu Huanzhao realize how badly shed been misunderstood, and she hurriedly tried to clarify herself. Thats not what I meant! He took seven strikes from my Wailing Whip without even a whimper, thats why I said hes more of a man than any one of you!

She turned to Zu An and glared at him, her cheeks flushed bright red. Its all your fault!

You have successfully trolled Chu Huanzhao for 33 Rage points!

The smile on Zu Ans face grew even brighter.

Opposite them, Ye Chenliang sneered. Thats impossible. Even if you wish to cover for him, you should come up with a more plausible excuse. Everyone knows that your Wailing Whip amplifies pain tenfold. Theres no way he could have been able to withstand that!

Chu Huanzhao glared at Ye Chenliang. You think that Im lying to you all?

Ye Chenliang sniffed coldly. You know best whether youre lying or not. Try asking the crowd then. See if anyone believes that he could take seven strikes from the Wailing Whip without letting out a cry.

Thats impossible!

The onlookers responded as one, Wei Suo included. Clearly, many of them had suffered the agony of being struck by the Wailing Whip before. Even those who had yet to experience it firsthand knew of the Wailing Whips effects. None of them believed it possible for anyone to take seven lashes without letting out a cry.

Chu Huanzhao lost her patience. Im the Second Miss of the Chu clan! When have I ever lied before?

Zu An rolled his eyes. This lass does have a fiery temper, but she doesnt possess her older sisters smarts. Whats the point of you trying so hard to vouch for your own words?

Who knows whether youre fabricating lies in order to protect him? Theres no way we will believe your words, unless... Yu Chenliang smirked at Zu An. Unless you prove it to us right now. Whip him before our eyes and let us witness it personally!

Fine! Chu Huanzhao reached for her whip as she stalked toward Zu An.

Zu An stumbled backwards in shock. It was a common saying that those with large breasts had small brains. This lass was as flat as an airplane runway, so how could she still be such a blockhead?

He had finally realized just how powerful the Heiress Ball of Delights was after his fight with Pei Mianman. It was almost like having an additional life.

He dearly regretted wasting it once on a bet with Chu Huanzhao, and he would have to be insane to do it once more!

Calm down! Zu An quickly grabbed her hand.

Its all because of you that I ended up being embarrassed here. Let me strike you with my whip once so as to show all of them that Im not lying! Chu Huanzhao hissed in agitation.

Zu An thought quickly. Dont you find it embarrassing that youre doing exactly what hes asking you to? Its almost as if hes treating you like a servant!

Oh, youre right too. Chu Huanzhao nodded, frowning. What should I do then?

Why bother with them? Its not as if he can force me to duel with him. Havent you heard of the saying, Never let a retard pull you down to his level?

Who are you calling a retard? Ye Chenliangs face blackened.

Whoevers replying to me, of course! Zu An shrugged, sparing a sympathetic look for his adversary.

You have successfully trolled Ye Chenliang for 99 Rage points!

Its no wonder why everyone says that the sister-in-law is the true sweetheart. Ill have to make sure to marry a wife who has a younger sister in the future too. I just wonder if her family will be as generous as the Chu clans as to offer both of their daughters to me! Ye Chenliang began his counterattack.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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