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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?

Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?

Translator: Pika

Zu An was unfazed by the threat. Instead of complying, he too stretched out his hand and demanded, Hand over all of your ki stones, and Ill treat it as if nothing happened at all.

Man Yu lost his temper. Brat, youre asking for it! He raised his mortar-sized fist and sent it flying toward Zu Ans face with ferocious speed and accuracy. This was the move that he had used to subjugate countless students who refused to obey him. One strike was all it took to erase every shred of confidence of his victim.

You have successfully trolled Man Yu for 177 Rage points!

Zu An was a little dissatisfied. The fatty seemed furious enough, but the Rage points he provided did not match up to his appearance. He raised a hand calmly and stopped the fattys punch with ease.

Man Yu gasped in utter horror. He tried frantically to retract his fist, but it simply wouldnt move.

Zu An sighed deeply. I asked you nicely, but you just wouldnt listen. Must things really come to this point? Are you finally willing to hand over your ki stones now?

His cultivation had already reached the third rank. In terms of strength, he was as powerful as eighty-eight adult men combined. This fatty was lower second rank at most, since hed been sent to the Yellow class. There was no way this fatty could ever be a match for him.

Man Yu was unwilling to concede defeat. He sent his other fist hurtling toward Zu An, but again, it was stopped with extreme ease.

It seemed the fatty was unwilling to submit. Zu An had to rectify the situation. He tightened his grip around his fist.

Ouch ouch ouch! Let go, let go! Man Yu had his eyes squeezed shut in pain, and tears were about to leak out. He had not expected to be overpowered by this skinny monkey.

You have successfully trolled Man Yu for 66 Rage points!

Cut the crap and hand your ki stones over! Zu Ans tone was menacing. He tightened his grip further.

Ill hand it over, Ill hand it over... Man Yu could almost hear his finger bones creaking. He used his gaze to indicate the pouch hanging at his waist. Its there!

Worried that there was some sort of mechanism hidden in the pouch, Zu An released Man Yus hand warily and instructed, Take it out and hand it over to me.

Man Yu quickly pulled out his pouch and poured out the ki stones inside. As he placed them one by one into Zu Ans hand, the fat hanging on his cheeks began to tremble.

You have successfully trolled Man Yu for 9 rage points! ... 9... 9... 9...

Huh? Only 7 ki stones? Zu An could not hide his disappointment. He had dreamed of making a huge killing out of this, but who would have expected this bully to be so incompetent?

I only managed to gather this many. As you know, very few cultivation resources are allocated to those in our class! This is all I managed to collect from those I can handle! Man Yu explained anxiously.

What about the ones you collected before? Zu An demanded.

You have successfully trolled Man Yu for 666 Rage points!

Are you trying to suck me dry?!

Man Yus expression turned indignant as he exclaimed, I really dont have anything else. Most of what we collect needs to be submitted upward! Why dont I just give you 2 ki stones and be friends with one another? I promise that I wont report this matter upwards. Otherwise, once Boss Ye learns about it, youll be in deep trouble!

Oho, youve even managed to form a supply chain out of this trade? Zu An was amused. Whos the Boss Ye youre referring to?

Ye Chenliang from Third Grade Earth class, cultivation of upper third rank. A mere First Grade Yellow class student like you wont be a match for him at all! Man Yu sneered coldly.

Zu Ans forehead creased in a frown. That fellow is stronger than me. This is really a bit troublesome.

Noticing Zu Ans reaction, Man Yu laughed heartily. Are you finally getting scared now? If youre scared, you better hand everything over to me now!

This was how human relationships worked. As soon as Man Yu noticed Zu Ans hesitation, he forgot all about his earlier promise of giving him 2 ki stones and instead demanded everything back.

You sure talk a hell load of nonsense! Zu An lost his patience and slapped Man Yu in the face, causing the latters consciousness to flicker for an instant. He stowed his newly-acquired ki stones away. Ill be taking all of these. Tell your Boss Ye to come and look for me.

You skwunk! Youll wegwet it!

Heh, air is leaking out of your broken tooth. I suggest you stop speaking.

...

You have successfully trolled Man Yu for 666 Rage points!

Zu An returned to the classroom, and saw Wei Suo looking around nervously. As soon as the latter saw him, he rushed over. How is it? Are you fine?

Zu An burst into laughter. If youre really that concerned, why didnt you follow me into the forest to back me up?

Wei Suo shrugged and said, Given how weak I am, I would only have dragged you down if I had gone with you. If I had gotten caught and was used as a hostage, youd have had to waste your energy trying to rescue me.

Zu An rolled his eyes. Its not like youre a beautiful woman. Why would I bother rescuing you? Despite that damning statement, he still tossed a ki stone over to him.

T-this... Wei Suo stared at the ki stone in his hand in bewilderment. Where did you get it from?

Ra latst chpters on n/v//l(b)i(.)cm

That darned fatty appreciated how handsome I was and gave it to me, Zu An replied casually.

How is that possible? Wei Suo exclaimed. That fatty has someone backing him. You need to be careful of him!

Zu An didnt think much of it. Backing? Is his backing bigger than the Brightmoon Duke? Even though he wasnt highly-regarded in the Chu clan, it was not something privy to outsiders. It would be a waste if he didnt use this card well.

Indeed, Wei Suo nodded in agreement. Marrying the First Miss of the Chu clan has really catapulted you up to the moon.

After returning to his seat, Zu An asked Wei Suo in a hushed tone, How do we use ki stones?

Wei Suo was intrigued to hear that question. He hadnt expected Zu An to be clueless about something that was so common sense. Nevertheless, he still explained it patiently. Place the ki stone on your palm and drive your cultivation technique accordingly. Absorb the ki from the stone to nourish your body.

Zu An racked his mind, and realized that the Phoenix Nirvana Sutra didnt contain any techniques that allowed him to directly absorb ki. Unwilling to give up, he placed a ki stone on his palm and willed his body to absorb the ki. Nothing happened.

He recalled that the Phoenix Nirvana Sutra had been described as an alternative route to cultivation. Instead of the conventional method of absorbing ki to temper ones body, it relied on sustaining injuries to grow stronger.

Frustration grew within Zu An. If hed had a choice before, he would surely have switched out this masochistic cultivation technique for a different one as soon as an opportunity arose. However, his life-and-death fight with Pei Mianman the night before had shown him the true prowess of the Phoenix Nirvana Sutra.

As they had fought, he had found himself growing stronger and stronger, up to the point where his strength had rivalled hers. On top of that, he realized that for every cultivation rank he mastered, he would gain a phoenix hatchling imprint. No matter how foolish he was, it was apparent to him that this technique possessed extraordinary prowess. It would be a waste to give up on it.

This meant that ki stones were completely useless to him. Zu An took some time to consider this issue before nudging the fellow seated beside him. Hey, lad. You want to buy my ki stones?

Wei Suos eyes lit up. How many do you have?

I have 7 of them, Zu An replied. If he could sell them for 10 gold taels each, and factoring in the silver taels that he had saved up thus far, he would be able to pay off his debt of a thousand silver taels.

Of course, he was reluctant to fork out his own money to repay the debt of that dead idiot, but the mysterious woman in the gazebo had warned him that really bad things would happen if he were to break a contract. It was always better to be safe than sorry.

He wondered if he would get an opportunity to see her again. Should I find some time to drop by the gazebo?

How much are you going to sell them for? Wei Suo asked.

Zu An wrapped his arm around Wei Suos shoulders as he said, You mentioned earlier that hardly anyone would sell ki stones, making it an invaluable resource. Since were brothers, I shant take advantage of you. 11 gold taels each. Ill even give you a special discount and round it down. 75 gold taels!

Wei Suo blinked his eyes. I know that Im not very smart, but you shouldnt try to fool me either. Shouldnt it be 70 gold taels after rounding down?

Zu An grunted in displeasure. If thats the case, I would have just asked for 10 gold taels each! 75 gold taels is the lowest I can go, and thats after factoring in our friendship as well! Zu An passed the bag of the ki stones over. Here, take the ki stones and give me my money.

Wei Suo replied bitterly, I dont have that much money.

Zu An frowned. How much do you have then?

Wei Suo flipped through his pockets, then turned his large, innocent eyes toward Zu An. I have 54 silver taels.

Zu An nearly erupted there and then. If you cant afford it, why in the bloody world did you ask for the price?

Cant I ask for the sake of it? Wei Suo replied with a shrug.

Zu Ans face darkened. He was done with talking. He pressed Wei Suo down under the desk and began hitting him.

Hey, didnt you say that were brothers?!

It was a lie.

...

The next lesson was a military strategy lesson conducted by a teacher from the Military Department.

To win without a fight, leaving the soldiers completely unharmed, thats the goal of a true general. Compliments! Compliments! Through supporting one another through tough times, a sense of camaraderie and a relationship of mutual interest can be formed. Common enemies will be fought down together, and common interests shall be pursued in cooperation. This is the way to winning without losing a single soldier; an offense without a battering ram; a defense without a moat...

When a hawk strikes, it pulls in its wings and lies low first. When a ferocious beast assaults, it lowers its posture and prowls warily first. When a true sage moves, it should display the gullibility of a fool...[1]

Once again, Zu An found himself utterly lost. It was almost as if a fly was buzzing around his ears, leaving him so annoyed that he was on the verge of exploding. He couldnt accept that he had to go to school again after transmigrating, and be forced to sit through such torturous lessons.

He felt that he was wasting his life away. It was already bad enough that hed wasted his previous life. Was he going to squander this life away on useless nonsense like this as well?

For a moment, the thought of standing up and walking out crossed his mind. However, the teacher standing before him possessed a cultivation of upper third rank, not to mention he was an official of the royal court as well. It was best for him to keep a low profile.

Yup. Its not too late for me to run away after his lesson too.

Despite Zu Ans prayers, this lesson didnt pass by in a flash. It dragged on and on, a long and gruelling ordeal. By the time the class was over, he was on the verge of going crazy.

This wont do! I must leave this place! With a darkened face, Zu An rose and stormed out.

Wei Suo quickly caught up with him and spoke with a fawning smile. Are you heading to the canteen to have your meal? Lets go together. Ill treat you! It was apparent that the earlier beating had been extremely effective in winning him over.

His comment reminded Zu An that it was already the afternoon. If he left right now, he would still have to eat lunch and waste his precious money on buying a meal! It seemed much better to eat in the academy first before leaving.

As they walked, Zu An suddenly remembered Old Mis instructions. If he were to leave school without making any progress on his mission, that fellow wouldnt let him off the hook easily. He turned to Wei Suo. Speaking of which, given how well-connected you are in this school, do you happen to know a person named Wei Hongde?

Of course, hes my older brother! Do you know him? Wei Suo asked curiously.

Your older brother? Zu An narrowed his eyes doubtfully. Wow, this sure is a coincidence. But your names dont sound alike to one another.[2]

Who says that brothers need to have similar names? Wei Suo grumbled. My older brothers name sounds so old-fashioned, unlike mine. Wei Suo, Wei Suo; dont you think my name sounds awe-inspiring?

Zu An stifled his laughter. Yes yes yes, your name sounds much cooler. Is your older brother in school right now?

He is. His talent is much better than mine, so hes currently in Grade Three Earth class. Envy surfaced in Wei Suos eyes.

What does your family do? Zu An needed to know more. He couldnt figure out why Old Mi wanted him to get close to Wei Hongde.

My father used to work for the Chamberlain of Palace Revenue, but a few years ago, he chose to move to Brightmoon City for his retirement. Of course, we cant compete with your Chu clan, Wei Suo replied.

Chamberlain of Palace Revenue?

Based on what he knew, the Chamberlain of Palace Revenue was one of the Nine Ministers, governing the emperors treasure vault. Most of those working for him were the trusted eunuchs and servants of the emperor. What does Old Mi intend to do by having me get close to this Wei Hongde?

A harsh cry echoed through the air. Boss Ye, thats the fellow who stole our ki stones!

Sensing what was coming, Wei Suo bounded to one side like a frightened rabbit, as if disavowing any relationship he might have had with Zu An.

1. This is an excerpt from Six Secret Strategic Teachings, Military Secret, attributed to Jiang Ziya.

2. Wei Hongde sounds like an upright name whereas Wei Suo has connotations of being a despicable person.

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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