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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 10: A Trap

Chapter 10: A Trap

Translator: Pika

Zu An replied calmly, I know that I deserve a thousand deaths for having carried out such a despicable, beastly deed. Thats why, when the Second Miss came to speak to me last night, I decided to atone for my sins. I didnt resist as she struck me again and again with her Wailing Whip. I took a total of eight strikes before she forgave me.

Those in the hall scoffed at his obviously empty boast. Didnt resist at all? Pagh! If the Second Miss really wanted to beat you up, how could you possibly resist or dodge even if you wanted to!

Only then did Chu Zhongtian and his wife register the bloodstains on his clothes, as well as the fact that he was on a stretcher. Yue Shan spoke up, My lord, the young master said that his wounds from the Wailing Whip were so grievous that he lacked the strength to move, so we had to carry him here.

Huanzhao? Qin Wanru was startled, but she did not dismiss the story as she knew her daughters temperament. Flustered by this turn of events, she snapped, This is ridiculous behavior!

Chu Zhongtian wore an odd look. Wanru, we summoned everyone today for the sake of what happened to Huanzhao. If she has already personally punished Zu An, perhaps we can let this matter rest?

He recalled the conversation hed had with his daughter from the previous day. It had fueled his own suspicions that not all was as it seemed, and that Zu An could be innocent. However, he had called this meeting for the sake of his wife, and to satisfy the side branches of the Chu clan who were doing their own investigations.

Upon hearing these words, Zu An felt his heart go out to the man. Its almost impossible to find such a wonderful father-in-law!

Before Qin Wanru had a chance to respond, a high-pitched voice screeched, Big brother, I must disagree. Our Chu clan has always taken pride in the strictness of our clan rules. Weve never had something so unsightly happen! If we simply waved it away, the Chu clan would be disgraced! Do you know how many rumors are flying about these days? Everyone is saying that this brat has latched onto both sisters at once! If we do not punish him, itll further fuel the spread of these evil rumors!

The speaker was a grim-faced, middle-aged man seated directly below Chu Zhongtian. His eyes were weighed down by heavy, dark bags, and he gently fanned himself as he spoke. According to Zu Ans new memories, this was Chu Tiesheng. He was a member of the second branch of the Chu clan, and Chu Chuyan addressed him as Second Uncle.

Second Uncle, what are you talking about?! Its not like he did anything to me that night! A beautiful young woman had barged in from an adjoining hall. She was dressed in fiery, skin-tight leathers, which contrasted sharply with the general coldness of the grand hall.

Chu Zhongtian snapped, Huanzhao, why are you out here? Go back inside immediately!

Stop yelling at her! You shouldnt yell at children like that! Qin Wanru glared at her husband, then turned to beam at her daughter. Its alright, Huanzhao. Dont listen to your father. Come and sit next to me. Tell Mother what this is all about.

Chu Zhongtian chuckled in embarrassment. No one batted an eyelid; clearly, this was an everyday occurrence.

Chu Huanzhao used the whip in her hand to point at Zu An. Mother! Last night, I really did use the Wailing Whip to beat him up. In the end, I also agreed to forgive what he did. I dont want to go back on my word!

Zu An gave her a huge mental thumbs up. Although the little girl had a sadistic streak, at least she was an honest gambler.

A rotund man seated opposite Chu Tiesheng spoke up. Niece, you are still too young to understand the wicked ways of this world. Any of us couldve punished Zu An; you were the only one who shouldnt have! If word of this spreads, everyone will assume that the scandal is true. You arent even married yet. Think about what this would do to your reputation!

He was deadly serious as he spoke, but the huge amount fat on his face had creased into what looked like a smile. In fact, many people mistakenly thought that he smiled all the time, which made him hard to dislike. He was toying with a glittering golden compass.

Zu An recognized this smiling tiger as the Third Uncle of the Chu clan, Chu Yuepo. His head started to ache. Why do all these members of the side branches want me dead? On the surface, Im nothing more than a useless son-in-law. How did I piss off so many people?

In the silence that followed, the young miss of the Pei clan, Pei Mianman, whispered a question to Chu Chuyan. Doesnt the Wailing Whip magnify all pain tenfold? Is he perhaps an expert who has been hiding his true abilities?

Despite her quiet voice, her question carried through the hall. Zu An cursed under his breath. This woman has a sweet smile, but a devious heart. What a total bitch!

Chu Chuyan frowned slightly. Snow, seated behind them, seized the chance to answer. He doesnt even know martial arts. How can he be an expert?

Chu Tianshengs eyes lit up. He hurriedly said towards the Master and Madam, Big brother, sister-in-law! Everyone here knows just how powerful the Wailing Whip is. I imagine even the two of you would find it hard to endure eight blows. How could an ordinary person like him do so?

Chu Zhongtian exchanged glances with his wife. There was some truth to his words. Chu Huanzhao was indignant. I really did hit him eight times! Or are you all accusing me of lying?!

My lord, Im sure that Second Miss would never lie, but shes always been a kind and gentle person. She must have shown mercy and held back as she struck him. When we went to summon him earlier, he hit me forcefully and broke my nose! Its impossible for him to be as injured as he claims to be. Diao Yang was quick to throw his support behind Chu Tiansheng.

Those gathered in the hall were incredulous. The Second Miss? Kind and gentle? How could you say such lies with a straight face? Since when did she ever show anyone mercy with that whip of hers?

Still, the proceedings thus far had been quite ridiculous. She... didnt fall for her brother-in-law, did she?!

Chu Tiansheng used Diao Yangs interruption to advance his case. The truth is plain to see. Not only did Zu An show no remorse for his detestable actions, he even manipulated our kind, naive Huanzhao in an attempt to escape sanction for it. We should punish him in accordance with clan rules as a warning to others!

Chu Zhongtian furrowed his brows, eyes hooded in thought. He was clearly weighing the merits of this new argument. Zu An groaned inwardly. He was just about to speak up in his own defence when a servant rushed in.

Master! Madam! A woman has come and is causing a huge fuss. She insists on seeing your son-in-law. She has already gathered quite a crowd!

A woman? Qin Wanru was stunned. A woman from which clan?

Chu Chuyan, who had remained calm throughout, felt her curiosity pique. Did Zu An know other women?!

Zu An stared stupidly. How many lovers did this guy have?! But why is it that I have no memories of any?

Snow, standing behind Chu Chuyan, wore the faintest of smiles. I didnt expect you to survive your injuries from last night. Thankfully, I made ample preparations.

In response to Qin Wanrus questions, the servant nervously stuttered, F-from the Red Harmony Courtyard.

Instantly, the hall was thrown into an uproar. Everyone knew what type of establishment the Red Harmony Courtyard was!

Its a disgrace to let this nonsense continue outside our estate. Bring her inside! Qin Wanru ordered coldly, her voice quivering with barely-contained anger.

A woman in a gaudy dress and make-up sashayed into the hall. When she caught sight of Zu An, she threw herself at him, sobbing and wailing. You heartless man! After you had your fill, you said you were broke and couldnt pay, but promised instead to bring me into your household as a concubine. You even told me that I could become a sister to the young misses of the Chu clan. That was the only reason I agreed. How could you just abandon me?!

Snow idly toyed with her ponytail, her eyes narrowed to crescent slits. Lets see you make it out of this alive.

It was purely a case of her word against his. Even if you deny it, no one will believe you unless you make public the fact that you are impotent... which would be even more embarrassing for the clan. No matter what, youll no longer be the son-in-law after today.

Young master, your dreams will quickly become a reality.

The members of the second and third branches fell silent, and an uneasy silence filled the hall. There was nothing more to be said.

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Chu Zhongtian, who had been accommodating Zu An so far, was furious. A common whore openly bragging about becoming a sister to his precious daughter? This was an absolute disgrace... and it was all because of Zu An!

Vile miscreant! What do you have to say for yourself?! Qin Wanru glared at Zu An, her eyes spitting fire.

You have successfully trolled Chu Zhongtian for 78 Rage points!

You have successfully trolled Qin Wanru for 300 Rage points!

Zu An himself wondered how the previous owner of this body had managed to survive this long. He had transmigrated to this world just a day ago, but everyone seemed to want him dead! So, who hired this prostitute to deal with me? The second branch? The third? Maybe Miss Pei? Looks like mooching off my wife isnt going to be that easy.

He calmly turned to face the gaudily-dressed woman. Whats your name again?

Oh, you heartless man! Dont even pretend you dont know me. You passionately called out my name Springflower so many times, but now youve forgotten it? the prostitute said with a cold smile.

Zu An didnt argue with her, but answered with a smile of his own, Ah. Please forgive me, sweet Springflower, Ive been busy recently and it slipped my mind. How much do I owe you for your services?

My services?! You dont have to put it so bluntly. Springflower waved her fingers flirtatiously. We were together for nearly half a month. That would make it a total of twenty... no, thirty silvers.

At this, those in the hall felt their disdain for Zu An deepen. You were actually interested in such a cheap working girl? How thirsty were you?

Thirty silvers? Zu An nodded. Thats pretty cheap. How about this? Ill give you three hundred silvers, and well consider the extra a betrothal gift.

The assembled clansmen sucked in icy cold breaths in shock. Was this fellow suicidal? They looked towards the main dais, and saw that both Chu Zhongtian and his wife were ashen-faced.

Miss Pei studied Zu An curiously. She sensed something odd about him.

Truly? Joy blossomed on Springflowers face.

Of course! Zu An turned to Chu Chuyan. Sweetheart, I dont have any money right now. Could you loan me three hundred silvers?

Everyone in the hall stared at him as though he were insane. You are actually asking your wife to pay for your whoring?! What the hell is wrong with you! Chu Chuyan is going to rip him apart on the spot!

Contrary to everyones expectations, Chu Yuyan nodded. Very well. Servants, bring me three hundred silvers.

The hall was thrown into a state of confused chaos. No one understood what was going on. Even Pei Mianman stared at her in astonishment. Was this truly her best friend?

Qin Wanru was about to explode, but Chu Zhongtian nudged her arm gently and pursed his lips towards their daughter. Madame Chu frowned deeply, but stayed silent, waiting for events to play out further.

Zu An silently acknowledged Chu Chuyans move. My freebie wife really is as cold as ice and especially clever. She was probably the only one who knew for sure that he was being maligned, as she had personally witnessed his impotence. There was no way she would believe he had been out whoring.

Wait. Why am I on the verge of breaking down in tears?

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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